The Great Tuna Fish Competition

In response to Gareth’s slanderous comments about my tuna fish sandwich, I challenge you all to make a tuna fish sandwich, take a picture, and post it (if you don’t like tuna, do it with a blindfold). YOU DO NOT HAVE TO EAT THE SANDWICH! Just take a picture and post it. The best [...]

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My Loving Racism

Over the years, I have been called many names: chicken chow mien, noodles, bruce lee, jet li, chinky chonky chinaman, chariman mao, communist, yellow, our man in the rice paddy – these are the first ones that spring to mind.
Are these the crushing blows of narrow-minded individuals seeking to antagonise me? No. As far as [...]

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Mary Mary quite contrary

Today someone asked me if I wanted chocolate cake. Automatically I said ‘no’… After a few minutes trying to do some work I found my thoughts revolving around the chocolate cake. No matter what I did or how loud I read the words in front of me, trying to make them go into my [...]

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my first picture woop woop! what does it say to you?

Found this picture of a sledgehammer in my pictures, NO IDEA WHY IT IS THERE but clearly i needed a sledgehammer for something… anyway since it’s the first thing that popped up it shall forever become the first picture on my blog. enjoy the sledgey goodness!

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Coming soon…

tales that will rock your world. A smattering of seduction, a brimful of betrayal, a dram of deceit, a teaspoon of terror, a glass of gin, and a little bit of sex thrown in for good measure, this is a blog unlike any other, wrapped in a big bubble of milky white chocolate mmmmm chocolate….

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I really don’t understand what’s going on! How do people ever manage these things?!

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